Trump Family Vacation

There’s nothing like a nice Family Vacation to reward the youngest sibling after his high school graduation. Some families will opt for “The Shore”, rugged hikers might camp in the mountains, bon vivants will choose Europe for culture and food.

“Yo, Barron Trump! Where are you vacationing after graduation?”

“That well-known tourist hotspot Milwaukee for the Republican Convention! All the Trumps are going cost-free as delegates of the Florida Republican Party. Big Brothers Don and Eric, Big Sis Tiffany, Don’s wife Kimberly, and Tiff’s husband Michael will join me as Team Trump. Six of Florida’s forty-one delegates will be Mar-a-Lago folk. That’s not nepotism though. I’m a high school graduate now. I’m pretty sure I’m registered to vote. I qualify as a delegate.”

“Of course, I’m a little bummed out that Dad will not be attending my graduation ceremony next Friday especially after he made such a big deal out of being excused from his New York trial to be there.. But, the needs of the country come first. Dad must address the Minnesota GOP annual Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner. I’ve heard of that Lincoln guy. Isn’t he the one on the penny? Was Reagan his Vice-President or something?”

“Have fun at “The Shore”, the mountains, or Europe, guys. I’ll send you a postcard from Milwaukee.”

By Ed Dufton