Limited Verbal Skills

“Very stable genius” Donald J. Trump, the man who added “bigly” to the American English language was accused of having “limited verbal skills” by his former Attorney General Bill Barr last week.

In an interview, Barr stated, “If you get him away from ‘very, very, very,’ you know, the adjectives … they’re unfamiliar to him, and they spill out, and he goes too far. The man has limited verbal skills.”

Seriously, Bill Barr? Besides “bigly”, Donnie gave us the immortal phrase, “Lock Her Up!” That compares favorably to Kennedy’s “Ask not what your country can do for you…” or Lincoln’s “Bind up the nation’s wounds…”

Donnie would not let Barr’s “dis” go by without a blistering social media post using his unique capitalization and exclamation style. “I called Bill Barr Dumb, Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy, a RINO WHO COULDN’T DO THE JOB. I was tough on him in the White House, for good reason, so now this Moron says about me, to get even, ‘his verbal skills are limited’. Well, that’s one I haven’t heard before. Tell that to the biggest political crowds in the history of politics, by far. Bill Barr is a LOSER!”

Hate to break it to you, Donnie, but both of Obama’s inauguration crowds dwarfed yours. In fact, the Women’s March the day after your inauguration doubled your crowd. Of course, Hitler’s crowds in Nuremberg are the all-time champ. Good guy does not always equal big crowd.

“Dumb, weak, slow-moving” Bill Barr showed real loyalty to Donnie as Attorney General. Barr essentially said, “Trump was right the whole time. There was no collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians in 2016” when he released the Mueller Report. The Report actually stated the opposite, but it’s easier to take Barr’s word for it than to read 800 pages.

By the way, besides “limited verbal skills”, Donnie could use some work on his punctuation, capitalization, and grammar.

By Ed Dufton