F-350 Guy

Polls tell us that Donnie and Kamala are running neck and neck in (Battleground State!) Pennsylvania. That’s an improvement over Donnie’s previous 5% to 7% lead over Joe Biden, but how am I to believe these polls when the only Pennsylvanian I know who supports Trump is the wacky guy who lives on the corner. He now displays ten (count ’em, ten!) Trump lawn signs. Atypical for a MAGA guy, he is an environmentalist, three of those signs are recycled from 2016 with duct tape obscuring that traitor Pence’s name. Likely, he retained the signs since 2020 figuring that year’s FRAUDULENT ELECTION would be overturned as Donnie promised and he could add “I Told You So!” before placing them on his lawn for all to see.

The polls gained more credence for me yesterday. I pulled up behind a massive Ford F-350 pick-up at a traffic light. Three bumper stickers caught my eye:

“YES, It’s paid for. NO, I won’t help you move.” I liked that. F-350 Guy has a sense of humor.

“Baby On Board with outline of AR15.” Then again, F-350 Guy has no sense of humor and I’d best not hit the horn if he’s a little slow when the light changes.

“I (heart) White People.” Has the “Back To The Future” Delorean somehow transported me to 1965 segregated Alabama or 1988 apartheid South Africa? James Carville once said, “Pennsylvania is Philly and Pittsburgh surrounded by a whole lot of Alabama”. I didn’t really believe it. I kind of believe it now.

I’m guessing that F-350 Guy along with his social circle are avid Trumpies. I’m also guessing that F-350 Guy does not want to be stopped by a Black State Trooper. It’s not 1965 Alabama anymore though that may change after the upcoming election.

By Ed Dufton