Childless Cat Ladies

Originally, there were to be two presidential debates between Joe and Donnie and one vice-presidential debate between Kamala and whoever Donnie chose. My beloved Lafayette College was chosen to host the V-P debate. I was intensely interested in how it would work out especially when King Donald I dubbed J.D. as his #2. J.D. and Kamala going one-on-one would be fascinating — an actual debate between two articulate people.

J.D. burnished his conservative bona-fides by appearing on Tucker Carlson’s show back in 2021. What ever happened to Tuckie anyway?

J.D. said, “We are effectively run in the country, via the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable in their own lives and in the choices that they’ve made, and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” He went on to name Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, and AOC as his prime examples of the childless leaders (not to mention cat lovers) who should be excluded from positions of power.

J.D. got in a double-barreled insult on poor gay Pete (who has an adopted kid by the way) with the cat lady crack. That’s high octane MAGA sure to get a rise at a Trump rally.

If J.D. repeated the cat lady crack in a debate, Kamala (or now whoever she picks as V-P) might reply, “You know who is miserable in their own lives? It’s not cat ladies. It’s rape victims forced to carry their rapist’s child to term. It’s women forced to carry a non-viable fetus. It’s women who suffer permanent bodily damage or even death from ectopic pregnancies. Let’s allow cat ladies and everyone else to make the choice that is best for them as opposed to the Supreme Court and state legislatures.”

By Ed Dufton