CAPS!!!

Lynette Dufton
2 min readFeb 6, 2023

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Donald J. Trump and every teen-age girl in America use CAPITAL LETTERS and a minimum of three exclamation points to spice up their messages. Donnie once claimed receiving “the highest grades in the history of the Wharton School”. Perhaps CAPS!!! Was the secret to his A++ in Macroeconomic Theory.

Donnie responded to a minor kerfuffle last week. Marjorie Taylor Greene (famous for claiming that “Jewish Space Lasers” started the California wildfires) stuck her foot in her mouth again by climbing the Ashli Babbitt, the sole civilian casualty on Jan 6, had been “murdered.” Video showed that Congresspeople (including Our Girl Marge) had not as yet evacuated when a door to the chamber was literally broken through. The mob outside was shouting “Hang Mike Pence”. Capitol Police warned them to stay out of the chamber. Ashli was first through the door. She ignored a warning shot fired by Capitol Police and kept on coming. A second shot killed her.

The officer was absolved of blame. Other Capitol Police were beaten by the mob. This was clearly self-defense and in line with his sworn duty. Speaker Kevin McCarthy was asked about Marge’s comment and said, “I think the police officer did his job.” No wonder it took fifteen ballots to get you elected Speaker, Kev. You should have checked with The Sage of Mar-a-Lago first.

After hearing McCarthy’s remark, Donnie tweeted back that the Capitol Police officer was a “thug and a COWARD, who wanted to show how tough he was. ASHLI BABBITT WAS MURDERED!!!”

Poor Kev. He got the full CAPS and !!! treatment. That will teach him to stand up for police facing rioters. How dare he support “Stand Your Ground”? Apparently, it’s OK for mobs to break into the Capitol and vandalize it (as long as they are White guys supporting Trump). When it’s a mob of predominantly Black folk protesting police brutality, Donnie wants to send in the National Guard.

Donnie gets an A+++ in Hypocrisy.

By Ed Dufton

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Lynette Dufton
Lynette Dufton

Written by Lynette Dufton

These posts are written by my father, Ed Dufton, who has an incredible knack of condensing the day’s news into a witty and insightful commentary on society.

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