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Lynette Dufton

Lynette Dufton

Grudge

“And the Lord shall smite those who displease Him along with their families even unto the third and fourth generation!” The Old Testament…

2d ago

2d ago

Lynette Dufton

Speechifying As Only Donnie Can

While JD Vance was slickly sidestepping questions at last night’s debate, Donnie was speechifying as only he can in Milwaukee. Donnie’s…

4d ago

4d ago

Lynette Dufton

True Colors

If there was ever a day when Donnie and Melania showed their true colors, yesterday was it.

Sep 27

Sep 27

Lynette Dufton

Donnie’s Womn Problem

Donald Trump finally got around to solving his Woman Problem this week. Donnie couldn’t believe that women would object to his “grab them…

Sep 26

Sep 26

Lynette Dufton

Pharmaceuticals

Senator Bernie Sanders “grilled” Danish drug giant Novo Nordisk’s CEO at a hearing yesterday. The CEO showed parallel black grill marks…

Sep 26

Sep 26

Lynette Dufton

Self-Control

Donald Trump exhibited more self-control than I ever did in one respect. Donnie supposedly never smoked while I puffed away for fifty…

Sep 24

Sep 24

Lynette Dufton

Public Speaking Rules

Public Speaking Rule #1 is “Know your audience.” Rule #2 is “Use humor, preferably self-deprecating.” Of course, self-deprecation is…

Sep 20

Sep 20

Lynette Dufton

The “Good Story”

His critics claimed that famed newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst “never let the facts get in the way of a good story.” JD Vance is…

Sep 19

Sep 19

Lynette Dufton

What is a Pager?

When today’s news revealed that exploding pagers killed nine people and wounded 2,800(!) in Lebanon, most Americans under age 50 probably…

Sep 18

Sep 18

Lynette Dufton

Scare Tactic

The upside to residing in Battleground Pennsylvania (The Key to the 2024 Election) is that my vote truly counts. The downside is that the…

Sep 18

Sep 18

Lynette Dufton

Lynette Dufton

These posts are written by my father, Ed Dufton, who has an incredible knack of condensing the day’s news into a witty and insightful commentary on society.

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